UML as text?

Since I'm working a lot with UML these days I found the need for an open source UML tool that works on Linux and could do more than just a class diagram or a sequence diagram.
Some tools I tried were StarUML, Visual Paradigm (which I use for my education), Umbrello and Dia. All these tools have their good and bad points.

As a die hard Linux user I always try to avoid Windows based applications for obvious reasons, so my experience with StarUML wasn't really good. I believe that if you're a Windows user It's a great tool, but as I said I was looking to do more then a hand full of diagrams.

Umbrello is a neat looking tool, QT based (which I like) and is cross platform. Too bad Umbrello doesn't support all the diagrams I want it to. Umbrello also seemed to crash quite often and it sometimes didn't behave to my liking. (resizing classes in class diagrams made text in the class jump out of the class, etc).

Dia is a well known diagram tool which I use quite often to draw a quick diagram. Unfortunately Dia is a very simple tool and it isn't flexible enough (or it is too flexible). Diagrams need a lot of work to keep them clean. Linking to other diagrams isn't supported and as I hate using a mouse, Dia isn't my tool of choice. I might as well use Microsoft Visio. :-P

Visual Paradigm suited my needs quite fine. It's a great tool if you want to document a lot of diagrams and it also has some neat features like reverse engineering. Linking to other diagrams within Visual Paradigm is allowed and this is super handy. Visual Paradigm however is based on Java (which is a fine language to code in, but doesn't run smooth on my Linux laptop). The user interface is one big mess and the automatic update feature is super annoying, as is the message box in the bottom of the screen. (message box takes literally half the screen on a default install) A lot of features and options I never touched or couldn't find because the UI isn't quite self explaining. The most annoying thing about Visual Paradigm is that it requires an Internet connection to check the license key, each time you start the damn thing. As I am on the road a lot this forms a problem quite often.
Visual Paradigm also comes in two flavors, a paid (Professional, Enterprise, etc) version and a free (community) version. The school I go to provides me with a professional edition so I can create almost all diagrams. However the community edition only allows to create a couple of these (class diagram, sequence diagram, etc.).
Today I wanted to create a diagram and so I fired up Visual Paradigm, it was then I discovered the license key was expired. This left me with yUML.

yUML is an on-line tool that allows you to create a couple of diagrams from text! It then generates an image for you. This is when I came up with an idea that could possibly be quite helpful. A textual representation of UML that can be used as a standard. I'm calling this project "OUDS", Open UML Definition Standard.
OUDS is going to be a way to define any diagram as text. This way a set of libraries can be made in multiple language that can work with an open standard. On top of those libraries a developer can create a GUI tool or anything that would be handy. As a developer I find it my task to take a look at this and if it's possible, create a set of libraries so developers can import, export, parse and do other kinds of neat things.